Celestial Crumb White Chocolate Blondie Bars

Too Golden. Too Soft. Too Late to Resist.

Description:
This isn't cake. It's a warning dressed in white chocolate.

Soft as sin, golden as a spell gone sideways — this blondie is built from browned butter, vanilla bean, and big, unapologetic chunks of creamy white chocolate.

It doesn’t crumble. It caves.
It will bend in your hands like it knows what you want.
It tastes like everything you said you wouldn’t do again… but did.

We don’t suggest sharing.
But if you must, pick someone who deserves to be ruined.

About Our Packaging

All Grumpy Witch Bakery treats are lovingly packed by hand using simple, eco-friendly materials. We use kraft paper boxes or bags, greaseproof wraps, and plain kraft labels—nothing flashy, just charmingly rustic and practical. Some items may arrive in heat-sealed or vacuum-sealed bags to keep them extra fresh during their broomstick journey to you.

No unnecessary frills, no plastic glitter—just old-fashioned bakery goodness, sealed with a pinch of mischief and a whole lot of flavour.