Black Chocolate Voodoo Brownies

Too Dark, Too Rich, Too Late to Turn Back.

Description:

Made to be eaten with your hands, your heart, and no witnesses.

There’s something not quite right about these brownies — and that’s exactly the point.
Made with Dutch-process cocoa, black Ecuadorian chocolate, and Creole drip coffee brewed to the strength of a curse, these are rich, dark, and dangerously soft.

They hold their shape… mostly.
They’ll melt in your fingers if you get too distracted.
They’ve been called “criminal,” “unholy,” and “those muthafukkin brownies.”

We’ve never explained how they’re made.
And we’re not starting now.

About Our Packaging

All Grumpy Witch Bakery treats are lovingly packed by hand using simple, eco-friendly materials. We use kraft paper boxes or bags, greaseproof wraps, and plain kraft labels—nothing flashy, just charmingly rustic and practical. Some items may arrive in heat-sealed or vacuum-sealed bags to keep them extra fresh during their broomstick journey to you.

No unnecessary frills, no plastic glitter—just old-fashioned bakery goodness, sealed with a pinch of mischief and a whole lot of flavour.