Grumpy Witch Bakery
Goblin Hoard Peanut Brittle
Goblin Hoard Peanut Brittle
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Previously used as currency in one forgotten goblin uprising.
Description:
Golden peanut brittle cracked into jagged shards of buttery caramel and roasted peanut. Hand-poured and cooled on charmed parchment, each crunchy piece delivers a sweet snap and lingering warmth. Best enjoyed in secret, hoarded like treasure.
🍬 About Our Peanut Brittle
This isn’t just any brittle — it’s Deep South Mississippi–style peanut brittle, made the old-fashioned way. We boil it hot and fast, pour it thin, and let it cool until it shatters into crisp, golden shards. Loaded with roasted peanuts and caramelised to perfection, every bite is a nostalgic crackle of Southern magic.
No cubes. No slabs. No fluff. Just real brittle, broken by hand and bagged by weight for Your brittle will arrive in a sealed hoard of golden peanut shards, vacuum-packed to keep every bite crisp and crackling — just the way it should be. Stash it. Share it. Sneak it. We won’t tell.
About Our Packaging
All Grumpy Witch Bakery treats are lovingly packed by hand using simple, eco-friendly materials. We use kraft paper boxes or bags, greaseproof wraps, and plain kraft labels—nothing flashy, just charmingly rustic and practical. Some items may arrive in heat-sealed or vacuum-sealed bags to keep them extra fresh during their broomstick journey to you.
No unnecessary frills, no plastic glitter—just old-fashioned bakery goodness, sealed with a pinch of mischief and a whole lot of flavour.
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Delicious! Sweet, crunchy and nutty. Just the thing to satisfy my sweet tooth!