Witch Better Have My Peanut Butter Blondie Bars

Salted. Sweet. Slightly unhinged. Just like your favourite kitchen witch.

Description:

These are not polite blondies.
These are possessed by peanut butter demons and baked by someone who absolutely doesn’t care if you’re on a diet.

Made with mountains of smooth roasted peanut butter, brown sugar, and just enough flour to hold back the flood — they’re dense, chewy, and completely shameless.
No swirls. No ribbons.
Just wall-to-wall peanut butter madness with a lightly crackled top that barely holds the beast inside.

You don’t eat these with decorum.
You eat them like you found them cooling on a hexed windowsill and made a run for it.

About Our Packaging

All Grumpy Witch Bakery treats are lovingly packed by hand using simple, eco-friendly materials. We use kraft paper boxes or bags, greaseproof wraps, and plain kraft labels—nothing flashy, just charmingly rustic and practical. Some items may arrive in heat-sealed or vacuum-sealed bags to keep them extra fresh during their broomstick journey to you.

No unnecessary frills, no plastic glitter—just old-fashioned bakery goodness, sealed with a pinch of mischief and a whole lot of flavour.